why big boobs suck

purplerocketeer:

castielsnovaks:

astronaute:

  • u want to sleep on ur tummy?? ha
  • need a bra that fits you? go a head and try, punk
  • thats a cute dress, it fits u perfect except for your giant melons that get in the way
  • unwanted attention from weird animalistic males
  • running??? u mean slapping urself in the face repeatedly 
  • losing food in your cleavage and having to shove your hand down your shirt to try and get it out 

My life explained.

(via subzeropanic)

stability:

people who feel comfortable pooping anywhere other than their house are not to be trifled with

(Source: stability, via crunchier)

myownsundays:

idk how many times I have reblogged this but I am gonna keep reblogging it

l4brys:

i wont rest until ive complained about everything

(via crunchier)

dad-chan:

coming out of the closet? no. i’m coming out of my cage and i’ve been doing just fine gotta gotta be down because i want it all

(Source: pmd2, via robot-from1984)

a-goddessofmischief:

parnela-lansbury:

kenezbian:

soulmate AU where you wake up on your 18th birthday with the first words your soulmate will say to you tattooed on your body so you’ll know them when you meet them

image

admittedly, there are a few bugs in the system

I think its perfect.

(via robot-from1984)